i feel like this is way more relevant than you think

(Fonte: michaelgclifford, via stability)

dampsandwich:

katzmatt:

seeyainanotherlife:

cassandrugs:

tseecka:

samandriel:

dajo42:

“Can I touch your butt” in Elvish.

This is so useful

No, this is not “Can I touch your butt” in Elvish. This is “Can I touch your butt?” in English, transcribed using the letters of the Elvish alphabet. There is a difference. 
In Elvish, the letters of the alphabet correspond to sounds, not to words. The above text spells it out using one symbol to represent one letter of the original English, which is incorrect:
c-a-n  i  t-o-u-c-h  y-o-u-r  b-u-t-t
If you really want to spell out an English phrase using the Elvish alphabet, you would do so phonetically, which would basically equate to one symbol per phoneme (sound):
c-a-n  a-i  t-u-ch  y-o-r  b-u-t
If you actually wanted to write “Can I touch your butt?” in Elvish, one (very rough) translation would be:

Annog nin daf pladan tele ci?

Which, in Sindarin Elvish, roughly translates to, “Would you give me permission to touch your rear?”
Written in tengwar (the Elvish alphabet), it would look like this:

Sorry for the blurry quality.

damn, the lotr fandom doesnt fuck around

wow

not to mention LOOK HOW POLITE THIS WAS 
LIKE GOOD LORD 
OLDEST FANDOMS REALLY ARE POLITEST 

fuckin nerds

i would sure let you touch my freaking butt if you ask me that politely what the hell

dampsandwich:

katzmatt:

seeyainanotherlife:

cassandrugs:

tseecka:

samandriel:

dajo42:

“Can I touch your butt” in Elvish.

This is so useful

No, this is not “Can I touch your butt” in Elvish. This is “Can I touch your butt?” in English, transcribed using the letters of the Elvish alphabet. There is a difference. 

In Elvish, the letters of the alphabet correspond to sounds, not to words. The above text spells it out using one symbol to represent one letter of the original English, which is incorrect:

  • c-a-n  i  t-o-u-c-h  y-o-u-r  b-u-t-t

If you really want to spell out an English phrase using the Elvish alphabet, you would do so phonetically, which would basically equate to one symbol per phoneme (sound):

  • c-a-n  a-i  t-u-ch  y-o-r  b-u-t

If you actually wanted to write “Can I touch your butt?” in Elvish, one (very rough) translation would be:

  • Annog nin daf pladan tele ci?

Which, in Sindarin Elvish, roughly translates to, “Would you give me permission to touch your rear?”

Written in tengwar (the Elvish alphabet), it would look like this:

image

Sorry for the blurry quality.

damn, the lotr fandom doesnt fuck around

wow

not to mention LOOK HOW POLITE THIS WAS 

LIKE GOOD LORD 

OLDEST FANDOMS REALLY ARE POLITEST 

fuckin nerds

i would sure let you touch my freaking butt if you ask me that politely what the hell

(Fonte: dajo42)

easter lunch is ready

easter lunch is ready

(Fonte: furything, via chodeboy)

alamatomb:

Did you know that you can drink lava? But only once

(via huneycunt)

snapchatting:

drawing is fun until you realize how much better other people are at it than u

like literally EVERY other thing in this world…

(Fonte: snapchatting, via ugly)

cyberfricking:

​fiscally responsible teenagers

cyberfricking:

​fiscally responsible teenagers

(Fonte: cyberfricking, via huneycunt)

owned

owned

(via glatumblr)

when you the big spoon and lil spoon bc nobody is spooning u :/

(Fonte: maingrl, via rebuy)

imjustregular:

Lily Allen foresaw the future on July 13th, 2013.

omg lily what a perfect being are you

imjustregular:

Lily Allen foresaw the future on July 13th, 2013.

omg lily what a perfect being are you

(via cyberafrican)

sarcarstic:

onlylolgifs:

Why You Shouldn’t Take Selfies Right Next to a Moving Train


im sorry but

sarcarstic:

onlylolgifs:

Why You Shouldn’t Take Selfies Right Next to a Moving Train

im sorry but

(via stability)

(Fonte: xxxmale, via cyberafrican)

taur:

the greatest gif on tumblr

this is just perfect

taur:

the greatest gif on tumblr

this is just perfect

(Fonte: cuntpunt)

okaymad:

*tries to watch 45 minutes episode in 20 minutes*

(Fonte: okaymad, via ugly)

seems like it’s not gonna suck itself

seems like it’s not gonna suck itself

(Fonte: gaysexistheanswer, via huneycunt)

aarieel:

my marriage will be a toga party tbh

oh… yeah… except gays can’t marry.